Santa Banta Jokes SMS

santa- cricket khel kr aaya.
banta- kitne run banaye..
santa- century hone mai 99 runs baki the aur
mai out ho gaya.
banta- aree yaar! so close na….

Doctor Patient Funny Jokes In Hindi

Patient  Doctor  ko bola:  Doctor  Sahab  Mujhe Dur  Ka Nazar Nahi ata hai..
Doctor : Wo Asmaan  Par Kia Hai ?
Mareez : wo Suraj hai
Doctor : Aabay  andhay is se duur kya  khudha ko dekhaga !

Husband Wife Funny Jokes SMS In Hindi

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!