Showing posts with label santa banta jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label santa banta jokes. Show all posts

10 Aug 2015

Santa Banta Jokes SMS

santa- cricket khel kr aaya.
banta- kitne run banaye..
santa- century hone mai 99 runs baki the aur
mai out ho gaya.
banta- aree yaar! so close na….

22 Mar 2015

Santa Banta Jokes SMS In Hindi

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle




11 Mar 2015

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Sms



Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… 
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
        ...Bolte Hai Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge

21 Feb 2015

Santa At An Interview Jokes Text Sms

Santa at an interview in an IT Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.


Foreign Return Santa Jokes Sms

After returning back from a foreign trip,
Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?