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28 Sept 2015

Group Admin Funny Joke SMS In Hindi



शादी में दुल्हन का X-boyfriend(Apna Group Admin) भी आया था….!!!
दुल्हन का बाप : “Aap कौन है”…?????
Apna Group Admin :”जी मै सेमीफ़ाईनल में बाहर हो गया था
फाइनल देखने आया हूँ….:

Admin Ka Adhura Sapna



ak din admin soya sapne dakh raha tha ki wo ak sone ki murgi ban gya hai aur sone k ande pe ande diye ja raha hai……

tabhi admin k sar pe chot lagi to uski need khul gyi aur wo dakha ki maa usse dande se pit rahi aur kah rahi”” utth ja kamine kabhi se bistar pe tatti pe tatti kiyye ja raha hai”””

Husband Wife Hindi Joke

Husband:
Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!

Wife:
Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!

Husband:
Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!

Malik Nokar Joke In Hindi



Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray?
Mairy kaano’n mai gunguna rahay hain


Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain,
yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi
Hain

Sweet Insult -Ladka Ladki Joke


Ek ladka
Gadhe ke saamne gir gya..
.
Ek ladki boli:- Bade bhaiya ke per chhu rahe ho.?
.
.
Ladka:- Ji bhabhi ji..

Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes SMS


Ladka: I love You…
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara,
aur boli .. Kya kaha tune ??
Ladke ne bhi ghuma kar zordaar chaanta maara..
aur kaha.. : Sali..
jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun !